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Joke of the Day

"I used to think I knew what a racist was until I told Usain Bolt he was my favorite racist ever."

"Imagine the look on his band's faces when Steve Miller hit them with lyrics claiming people called him Space Cowboy & The Gangster of Love."

"Rocky Rooster walks into a bar and then the is swastika"

"My daughter is so ugly... ...everytime I molest her I have to close my eyes and think of her sister."

"my ex: sometimes I forget why we ever broke up me: when you do that sigh thing I can hear your nose hair"

"What does a nerd and a bad baseball player have in common? They both can't get to first base!"

"Since we're doing electrician jokes......... Q: What's the difference between God and an electrician? A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician."

"I took my turtle for a walk. It's been six months and we are finally at the end of my driveway."

"Lol ""I'm not a pervert, I'm just a connoisseur of ass and titties."" My response after a female co-worker called me a pervert for commenting on a customer's ass as she walked past us."

"why are Americans like women? Because they always turn up late and take all the credit for winning the war"