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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer"
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"My friend drowned. So at his funeral... ...we took a cake shaped like a life raft. After all...It's what he would have wanted."
"What is the longest sentence that a man can make? I do."
"Women are like spaghetti. They're straight until wet."
"So a piece of bacon and a biscuit walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Sorry but we don't serve breakfast here"""
"I tried out to be a porn actor today, I was told I was under-qualified."
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms."
"Maybe my threats will be more effective if, after I mentioned all the people I've killed, I don't say, ""in RuneScape."""