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Joke of the Day

"Guys can we please stop making jokes about obesity? They have enough on their plate already."

"I've got a bad joke for you. It went to jail for the things it did..."

"I'm kind of like a fireman. I turn the hoes on."

"My grandfather had the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo"

"What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought."

"What is Forrest Gump's password? 1Forrest1"

"Bad news: I got so busy drafting tweets, I forgot to pick the kids up at school. Worse news: I'm a bus driver"

"Police announced tonight that they wish to interview a man wearing high heels and frilly underwear But the chief inspector said they must wear their normal uniforms."

"Chemistry Joke (maybe) Bro catches his bro red handed... Bro mine :D"

"Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving? ...the steaks were too high."