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Joke of the Day
"It's so cold outside. I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
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"Hillary Clinton made a joke about her own hair Clinton jokes: The hair is real, the color isn't - CNN"
"Which university has the most muslims? SUNY"
"They're relea$ing two $eparate film$ ba$ed on the 3rd book in the'Hunger Game$' trilogy. I'm $hocked. Totally $urpri$ing."
"How do people with acid reflux complain? errr mer GERD"
"Put a load in the dishwasher last night She was mad I didn't pull out."
"NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT TO DO! Except my government, boss, his wife, my girlfriend, my parents, my doctor, friends, neighbours, their dogs..."
"What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim? ""Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"""
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!"
"I wish prostitutes would learn a lesson from eBay ...and do away with insertion fees."