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Joke of the Day

"It's so cold outside. I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch."

"God created the orgasm so women can whine when they're happy too."

"What do you call an angry pastry? A croissant"

"What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him? He mooved"

"Your life doesn't get better by chance. It gets better by choice."

"YOLO You Only Love Owls."

"Chuck Norris did not ""lose"" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice."

"NASCAR is a visualization of how women argue. They keep going in circles. And I sit through both things with the same hope: If I wait long enough, maybe they will crash and burn."

"Whats red and crawling up your leg An abortion with home sickness."