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Joke of the Day
"Dragons aren't evil; they're just upset that they can't enjoy Popsicles and other frozen treats."
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"I've been considering studying abroad... ...but I'm afraid she might notice."
"How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it! How do you catch a tame rabbit? The tame way. All thanks go to my father, I'll show myself out."
"What's red and bad for your teeth? ...A brick"
"If President Bernie Sanders were to die in office... And an elaborate homage to Weekend at Bernie's was undertaken to cover up that fact, he'd still have less strings than Hillary Clinton."
"hey there delilah, oh shit no i meant vicky babe i promise you're the only one no this is not a hickey ?it's just a bruuuise ?"
"What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor."
"Question starts with a Q... ...and ends with an E."
"To whom was Shia LaBeouf chanting ""*He will not divide us*"" after he got arrested yesterday? His buttcheeks."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You put it in the microwave until its bill withers."