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Joke of the Day

"Front page of cnn.com features ""Cats that look like Hitler"". Just not enough other important stuff happening in the world, I guess."

"What do you call a potato in space? Spudnik"

"A black guy with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. The Bartender says, ""Hey, that is really something. Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa,"" says the parrot."

"MY WEDDING: tetris theme plays as i slowly inch down the aisle, trying to perfectly fit my finger in the ring"

"If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ? The one in the sugar bowl !"

"What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ? An acrocat !"

"What's a horses' favorite hip-hop dance? The neigh-neigh."

"My internet has been out for 24 hours and now my kids are moving out. That was easy."

"A feminist claims that she is independent enough to pay for her own bills And then she complains when her boyfriend doesn't pay for dinner"

"What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks."