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Joke of the Day
"Why wasn't Vladimir late? He was Russian."
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"My first wife's breasts were different sizes... One spring I took her down to the beach for a wet T-shirt contest. We took 1st and 3rd place."
"How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? How the hell did they get inside a light bulb?"
"What is the difference between an amateur archer and a constipated owl? One shoots but can't hit... The other hoots but can't shit."
"I found out that middle age is were you finally get your head together and then your body starts falling apart"
"i wear glasses n walk around eating apples n everyone is like ""wow. he prolly subscribes 2 the economist"" but joke's on them i can't read"
"How long does a guest have to overstay before you can claim them on your taxes?"
"My wife and I used to practice safe sex. Unfortunately they won't let us back in the bank."
"Do you like pudding? Bill Cosby liked pudding his dick where it didn't belong."
"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone... he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris"