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Joke of the Day

"*takes bite of food and immediately spits it out in disgust* What the?! Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer"

"So what are you doing these days? * -Oh, i just sit in my house and complain about things.. * -So how is that working out for you? * -Well i can't complain * -Oh"

"What do you say when you leave the UAE? Dubai-bye!"

"Whats big, pink, long and my girlfriend hates when I put it in her mouth? Our miscarriage."

"Either the kids on my street were playing with sidewalk chalk, or this is a crime scene and a bunch of stars and cats just got murdered."

"Q: How do librarians file melted marshmallows? A: According to the Gooey Decimal System."

"You sneak into my room, unnoticed; you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"

"Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!"

"How many Avatar characters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. It will change when the fire nation attacks"

"What are some good ""hate on America"" jokes from other countries? Try your best to offend me! I want something to make me go fuck, that was good."