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Joke of the Day

"*takes bite of food and immediately spits it out in disgust* What the?! Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer"

"What do you call a dinosaur with a big penis? Megalodong."

"So I'm banging this guy from behind... ... and he turns around to kiss me, and I say ""Whoa, buddy. I'm not gay!"""

"What do Nagasaki and Tehran have in common??? Nothing... yet."

"ISIS math problem Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast."

"What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys? Coach."

"How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife? Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you."

"Donald Trump has a plan to keep liberals away from his rallies He's going to call them ""career fairs"""

"You can tell a lot about a person by the type of car they drive. For example, if they drive a Taxi, they're probably a cab driver."

"What language do teapots speak? Teabrew."