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Joke of the Day

"Talk shit about Billy Joel to me & you'll get BLOCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCK-OCKED. You oughta know by now."

"I used to have a Russian friend who was a terrible driver... He was stalin"

"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"

"What does a girl say to a guy when she sees his huge dick? Im not sure either."

"Two men see a dog licking its nads The first man says, ""I wish I could do that."" The second man says, ""What do you mean? Anyone can lick a dog's nads."""

"Old Mother Hubbard.. Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard. To Fetch Poor Rover a Bone. When she bent over, rover took over. And gave her a bone of his own!"

"How many brits are needed to change a light bulb None they just terminate their apartment contract."

"I grew up in a town made from wool It was a real close-knit community."

"I had a detention for only using uppercase letters today Stupid capital punishment"

"Sorry I yelled ""April Fool's"" while you were proposing to your girlfriend."