198310

Joke of the Day

"A programmers wife asks him to go to the grocery She says ""Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get 12."" The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk."

"You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night!"

"Was very hungry when I made a wish to the genie I found in a lamp and I had a Freudian slip and now I'm a chicken magnet"

"Respect If you use the term ""respectively"" respectfully or you use the term ""respectively"" disrespectfully, I have a lot of respect for you and I disrespect you, respectively."

"What's the difference between a snowman on the toilet and O'Shea Jackson on the toilet? One is shitting ice cubes and the other is Ice Cube shitting."

"Which historical invention was the most revolutionary? The wheel :)"

"When I fall down a public venue, ""Did anyone see me"" totally outranks ""Am I ok"" on the thought process."

"Miracle - something that only happens when I am not around I have that feeling that miracle is something that never happens around me or with me... does it happens with you????"

"A man went onto a train with a banana and a suitcase.... He arrived at his destination safely."

"What do you call two ants that run away to get married? Antelopes"