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Joke of the Day

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went... ...then it dawned on me."

"The biggest trick the devil ever pulled was making religion cool."

"Why is six afraid of seven... Because seven is a registered six offender."

"It took my wife six hours to push out our first child. The fat bastard can live elsewhere now."

"What's the Hitler Youth's favorite weather? Heil"

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."

"Make a man a fire: he'll be warm for the night Set a man on fire: he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

"The DUMBSQUAD ft. Fern a.k.a DefyingReaper77 (The Funny Life, SECOND)"

"Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel."

"Do you have hair around your nipples? Is it particularly in the hair-eola? ... I came up with this the other night while half asleep. Be gentle."