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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red, except for all of the other colors of roses that have been in existence for thousands of years. Those are different colors."

"Why did the ""M&M;"" go to university? He wanted to become a ""Smartie"""

"Where do cheeses go to the bathroom? In a Parma-John."

"What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko"

"Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il."

"I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'"

"I was at a party playing guitar once and somebody asked me if I could play Wonderwall I said maybe"

"What do you say to a woman who didn't shave for a funeral? O-bitch-uary."

"When your only tool is a hammer, every problem looks like your brother in law Steve"

"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who do not understand binary and those who did not expect this joke to be in ternary."