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Joke of the Day
"Dave walks on a Sandi beach and says Hey it's me! lol gets me every time."
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"Clean shirts Q: How does Snoop Dogg keep his tee shirts so white? A: Blee-otch."
"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code"
"what's black, white, orange and terrifying? My voters pamphlet."
"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep."
"What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes? Aqueous humour."
"Finally finished carving GOOGLE EARTH CAN SUCK IT - plus a rude emoticon - into the face of a massive cliff. Now... we wait."
"A Physics teacher was talking about the velocity of a falling ball A student asked, ""Is it an African ball or an European ball?"""
"What's E.T. short for? Because he's only got little legs."
"Avocados by Dre. $79.99 each."