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Joke of the Day
"The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette."
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"Why did Germany run out of gas? Because they gave it to the Jews I'll be in Argentina for awhile."
"A Mexican goes to a Chinese restaurant... He sits down at his table, and notices a small bottle of black liquid on his table. He picks it up and looks at the label and says, ""yes, you are."""
"Somebody stole my mood ring I'm not sure how i feel about it"
"Under a bridge, harassing goats. That's how I troll."
"Burger King's full name is Burger Luther King Jr."
"My friend decided to become an astrophysicist instead of an engineer. I guess you could say he got sucked into black holes."
"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."
"Girl from my high school posted on Facebook that she got a ""constellation prize"" at a church carnival yesterday. She skipped school a lot."
"Men are like shag carpets. Soft fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on."