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Joke of the Day

"I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo."

"""Dad, tell me a joke"" ""Pussy"" ""I don't get it"" ""I know, son"""

"What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!"

"After Dante was Iced He went to the ""Inferno"" cause it was warm :P"

"I had an ant bite my penis today. it feels like a little prick."

"Who's the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts"

"Why did Ted get fired from his job? Because he would only do the _bear_ minimum?"

"If that was me in the movie Taken, my dad would have missed the call and emailed me 3 days later asking if I have a job yet"

"Hostess: Table for one? Me: More like TABLE FOR FUN, AMIRITE? Hostess: ... Me: ... Hostess: ... Me: Yes, one please."

"[riddle] What's yellow and curved? What's yellow and curved?"