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Joke of the Day

"Big shout-out to slugs! Those little guys are out there everyday, doing all the same stuff as snails but without helmets."

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"A paper cut is a tree's last revenge."
"What number is higher than infinity? 420"
"Everyone tells me I hold grudges just like my dad. They say I'm a chip on the old shoulder."
"you know its cold out... when you go outside, and its cold out. (tried this in /r/antijokes , thought the rest of the joke world might appreciate)"
"Got my dad today nope nevermind, he ran away again"
"Can't they show a realistic anti-depressant commercial where the person spends all day on Twitter & they don't own any matching furniture"
"Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away."