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Joke of the Day
"I hate when I stand on a scale and it starts to cry and begs me to get off"
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"I like my whisky like I like my women. Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen"
"When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg ""just wants to be friends."""
"Noah's ark. A side story. An elephant asks a dinosaur: -Did Noah send you a friend request on facebook? -No ............. -That's bad..."
"A fish that goes against the current Dies electrocuted"
"one tectonic plated bumped into another... ""Sorry my fault"""
"Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old."
"May be time to get in shape. Halfway up this flight of stairs and I'm considering setting up base camp and trying again in the morning"
"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, what happens in Japan stays in Japan Until she turns 18, that is."
"Whats the incredible hulks favourite drink? Incredible mulk"