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Joke of the Day

"A baby mosquito had just returned after his first flight. Daddy mosquito asked, ""So, son, how did it feel?"" The baby mosquito replied, ""Wow, Dad, it was wonderful. Everyone was clapping for me!"""

"A TCP packet walks into a bar... ... and says to the barmen: ""Hello, I'd like a beer."" the barman replies: ""Hello, you'd like a beer?"" ""Yes,"" replies the packet, ""I'd like a beer."""

"Where do drinks go on vacation? Coaster Rica"

"What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies? You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."

"TIFU in the shower Although I still think Up is a strange name for a dog..."

"Do regular squirrels think flying squirrels are super heroes??!"

"Do cats stutter? No, but they paws."

"Joke for people who look at the custom settings when installing windows 10. What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus? The Logo."

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"

"What do they teach in ISIS business school? Execution is everything."