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Joke of the Day
"What is the worst part of a prostitute and the best part of a pie? The crust."
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"Long jokes... are never well received by members of the Wang clan."
"Him: What? You said I could tie you up and do anything I want. Me: WELL WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? Him: Fishing"
"The human body can survive 28 days without food, but only 11 minutes without Internet."
"Dad is in the bath when his son walks in and asks what's that between your legs dad. He replies that's my hedgehog son. The son replies it's got a big cock for a hedgehog"
"A horse who got its face blown off in a war walks into a bar Bartender goes ""why the long...oh"". What a dick."
"If you read Twitter backwards it tells the story of humanity slowly getting smarter."
"What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight rises."
"9/11 was an inside job ""But the planes were outside!"""
"My stats teacher told me I was average. I thought that was mean."