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Joke of the Day
"There's two types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."
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"I was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old girl... ...i thought she was a couple of years older than that, I suppose that makes two reasons why I'm a bad father."
"How cute! Someone wrote ""will you go to prom with me?"" on my car. But they spelled it ""I'm gonna kill you scumbag!"". Ah, young love."
"*brings bucket of fried chicken in meeting* *meeting starts* *I eat each piece, crunching, licking my fingers* *touches all the paper work*"
"""Pick a card, any card, make sure you memorize it, now put it back with the rest"": me, with my wife at the Hallmark Store on Valentine's Day"
"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."
"A man has an airtight bag of money He leaves it and comes back 10 years later. It is full of air. The son goes, ""the rate of inflation has just skyrocketed the past few years"""
"Scientists discover diarrhea can be hereditary It runs in your jeans"
"Why did the sheriff arrest the tree? Because its leaves rustled."
"Steps to being cool A) Use the sunglasses face B)"