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Joke of the Day

"If someone tells you they made something with ""love"" DO NOT EAT IT! Cause that is just way too nasty."

"What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes? The chemist may frown."

"Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts."

"Yo momma so old.... She has a separate entrance for black men."

"If there are 2 things I hate they're... Incomplete lists."

"...we came in"" Roger Waters favourite line is ""Is this where..."

"ESPN just did a Top 5 Greatest Comebacks of All Time and there was some guy running with a ball but like literally no mention of Jesus"

"Telling my friends that I prefer twitter over facebook is like when a white girl brought a black guy home for dinner in the '60s"

"I thought the author of Harry Potter was a guy. J.K."

"I walked up 14 flights of stairs, so I'm all done with exercise this month."