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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a myth from the middle east? A turban legend"
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"Your face is the human equivalent of a blue screen Just came up with it, think its alright. Thoughts?"
"My teen yelled at me for not waking her up for school. She's in the shower & I'm wondering when she realizes it's Sunday. This is beautiful."
"Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!"
"Why was the broom late? Because it overswept."
"A man walks into a Doctor's office screaming, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee!"" The Doctor Says, ""You're too Tense"""
"In Israel, we just want peace. A piece of Jordan, a piece of Egypt, a piece of Lebanon..."
"Teacher: What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours ? Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it !"
"Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she wont pay attention but call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget."
"Decades of video games have left me unjustifiably overconfident in my ability to break open a wooden crate."