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Joke of the Day
"What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? ""I'm sweet on you!"" "
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"Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for 2!"
"Thanks for putting your kid on the phone so he could say hi. It changed my life."
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