22208
Joke of the Day
"What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream? ""I'm sweet on you!"" "
Next Joke
"No, no, I didn't need to talk to a customer service representative, thanks. I just wanted to hear some terrible music."
"There are two boats (tankers) about to collide at sea. One is filled with purple paint, the other with red paint. They collide... All the survivors were marooned."
"What is the definision of mixed feelings? When your wife says that you have the largest in your street."
"Sometimes I answer your rhetorical questions because I think you are that stupid."
"Why did the lady poet go to the doctor? She had a Yeats Inflection"
"So there's an innuendo competition on in town next weekend..... I was thinking of entering my sister."
"What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality? A good start."
"You need to understand latin and german to understand this one Ovum ovum, quid lacus ego."
"What do you call a black dinosaur? A Tyroneosaurus Rex."