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Joke of the Day

"Orc try to get at you? Hobbit like it's hot. Sauron get an attitude? Hobbit like it's hot. *click clack click clack click*"

"Solution to world hunger: food. Boom, done, next problem."

"Why was Hitler confused when he arrived in hell? He did Nazi the Aryan his ways."

"Melanoma victims hate it at first... ...but it grows on them.^I'm^sorry^..."

"I Wanted To Buy A Samsung Galaxy... But they only come in Fire Red."

"Write a quickly escalating inappropriate joke"

"I've been fired from work for putting in too many hours Clock manufacturing isn't as easy as you think ^(yes I thought of this after reading the shifts-keyboard joke)"

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but I hear the reception was excellent."

"Coffee is so addicted to me, it can't wait to get in my belly. In its defense, my belly is awesome."

"I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport."