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Joke of the Day
"What's a zombie's favorite weather? Brainstorms."
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"excuse me, waitress? ""I'm not a waitress"" Oh, what are you then ""Well, I'm a..*turns to other burger king employee* what the hell are we?"""
"YOLO You Only Love Owls."
"My boys cleaned out my car and now my change is missing. Little do they know, it costs exactly $3.63 to turn our wifi back on."
"I'm not late, I'm just giving you extra time to do shit on your phone."
"Another grandfather joke This was my grandfather's favorite, since we're doing this now: What happened when the man lost his suspenders? He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds"
"A funnier shorter vampire joke What did the vampire say to the woman teacher? Bla...bla..see you next period."
"physics gives me a large hadron."
"How ironic is it... to die in the living room?"
"since I worked on my problem with exaggerated arrogance, I'm a much better person. better than you all together!"