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Joke of the Day

"What's a zombie's favorite weather? Brainstorms."

"My website just crashed from a huge influx of traffic today... I wonder why so many people are interested in my superb owl, today of all days. I mean, he's really great and all, but he's just an owl."

"What happens when your cousin eats all the Pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving? Plump kin!"

"I'm half Canadian. Not really. But I am partly sorry if I happened to offend anyone."

"I'm not doubting that you're 1/8th Pond People, but this is a research paper. You can't cite ""BOG WISDOM"""

"I didn't think my golf joke was that good, but everyone kept assuring me it was subpar."

"Sorry, just got your text. Are we still on for last night?"

"How can you tell which is the head nurse? The one with the dirty knees."

"People tell me that I'm condescending That means I talk down to people"

"What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion? A Rogue Juan"