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"Jokes about unemployed people are not funny They just don't work"
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"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally."
"What do you get when Philip Glass breaks? John Cage."
"What's a lumberjacks favorite animal? A TIMBERwolf"
"I spend most of my time waiting for the next big thing to hate."
"When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture."
"When a woman tels you it's five minutes, then it's five minutes. Don't need to ask her every quarter of an hour."
"What do you and 1 ply toilet paper have in common? You BOTH eat *da*-booty!"
"How do you know a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers are clean."
"How do you surprise Helen Keller? Leave a plunger in the toilet."