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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the jump rope? Eh nevermind, I'll just skip it."
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"Hitlers gonna hitl"
"Can ""born this way"" apply to laziness?"
"How much sperm do gay guys have? A buttload"
"Pro is the opposite of con right? Well then what is the opposite of congress?"
"I'm participating in some vintage ploughing this weekend I'm visiting the local retirement home"
"Hillary: if we aren't careful donald trump could be our next president. Let that sink in Clinton Aide: *opens door* Sink: sorry i'm late"
"I named my dog Herpes... If she's good, she'll heel. (Stolen from Priscilla)"
"A dating app called ""Hinder"" where some guy shows up in the middle of every date and ruins everything."
"Interview Joke Interviewer: Why should we hire you Interviewee: Coz you are hiring :)"