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Joke of the Day

"I feel like it's my civic duty to not let luxury cars merge in front of me."

"Banana starts with a B but normally starts with a N."

"Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50 one buck at a time to panhandlers on the street."

"I like my women as I like my sandwiches... ...no crust."

"Looking for a job on Craigslist. A guy wants to pay $150 to borrow a valid driver's license to rent a car. What could possibly go wrong?"

"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."

"How do you starve a neurosurgeon? Hide his paycheck with his kids."

"What was Hitler's favorite kind of juice? Concentrated."

"Hey, do you like Duck Hunt? What are you, a lesbian duck?"

"A man with anxiety accidentally annoyed the cartel He began seeing a psychiatrist because of hispanic attacks."