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Joke of the Day

"Alright guys, hit me with your best American joke. I'm an American and I need my ego checked. Ready, GO!"

"I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it."

"Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill."

"I'm a dyslexic tree... My life is A-OK!"

"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances... Well, she's in for a shock."

"ME: I'm worthless. DAD: Remember, son: you owe eighty thousand dollars in student loans. You're less than worthless."

"Why are there no casinos in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."

"If mental hospitals had walkways... They'd be called psychopaths."

"I think we all know who the big fat loser was tonight... Rosie O'Donnell"