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"How do you make an egg roll? Push it"
"Another day, another nope."
"A polite German who never showers walks into a cathouse... ...and does his buisness. All the women then commented on how he had quite a ""gru dich."""
"Every time you hire a clown for a kid's birthday party, a therapist gets a new car."
"I'm building an exercise machine for Ray and Dave Davies. I'm still working out the kinks."
"My son asked my wife what true love was ""It's spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'll miss them"""
"Heads, you give me your phone number, tails you go on a date with me. *flips coin into ceiling fan, it's knocked out a window into the sea*"
"How do you say ""constipated"" in German? Farfrompoopin'"
"When a drunk girl in her 20s screams, ""Oh my God, I love this song!"", you can be sure that song sucks."