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Joke of the Day
"knock knock."
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"For all you Engineers out there; A statically indeterminate beam walks into a bar, the bartender asks: ""What do you want?"" The beam replies: ""Oh, just give me a moment."""
"A car pool is an extravagant waste of water."
"My dog saw a sign on a wall that said ""wet paint""... So he did."
"How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl? Blender. How do you get them out? Chips."
"How do you make a plumber cry? murder his family."
"What do you call smutty pictures of birds? Pornithography."
"can't believe Jesus was born on Christmas and died on Easter, what are the odds? still, he accomplished a lot for a four month year old."
"What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in ""A Link to the Past""? Hyruleglyphics."
"In the middle east its hard to tell who's crazy, And Hussein."