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Joke of the Day

"""An unknown plight"" or ""the shortest and worse joke i know"" Pedophiles have trouble fitting in."

"I have created a subreddit dedicated to all times that OP doesn't deliver The link is in the comments"

"What does an old lady's pussy taste like? Depends."

"Maybe you should get your own life so that you can leave mine alone, bitch."

"Got a call that my Grandma only has 1 day left to live... But I'm still not paying the ransom."

"What's Mary short for? She's got little legs, I guess."

"What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone? Shelfies."

"She said she liked bad boys. So I de-alphabetized her DVD's and set fire to her little yippie dogs. Still didn't get laid. Fucking women."

"What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like he can't hear you."

"Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on you. Fool me three times shame on you. It's always going to be you. It's NEVER me."