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Joke of the Day

"Frozen Joke Q: Why can't Elsa hold a balloon? A: Because she might Let it Go"

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he's out standing in his field."

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because the ref was blowing a foul."

"I heard this pitiful joke when I was a teen. Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up."

"If I was a police sketch artist I wouldn't listen to the victim. I'd draw a majestic gay dragon then flip it over and be all, ""Is this him."""

"A hole has been found in the outer wall of a nudist camp. Foul play suspected... Investigators are looking into it."

"What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!"

"my marrige is just like my time in prison nothing but fucking and fighting, Im just kidding I never fought in prison."

"What computer monitor sings the best? A Dell."

"""I'm not sure I can do a Hadoken anymore,"" said Ryu. ""SUREYOUCAN!"" replied his master."