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"What's Mario's favorite pants? Denim Denim Denim"
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"And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the ... Paul Ryan"
"If we're dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy... I'm walking out on you like, well, your daddy."
"You haven't mastered the Art of Twitter, until you can subtweet yourself, while everyone else thinks it's about them"
"Why do push up bras not work for some girls? Because 0x0 is always 0."
"What do you call a Mexican that's in the rebellion? A Rogue Juan"
"A red-colored HTML link leads to a post titled ""It."" When you click on that link, it brings you here, and you read the post. So...you read it on Reddit because of a red ""It."""
"Mountains are funny. They're hill areas."
"Did you hear about the man who was using apples and oranges for flooring? He started to lay them down when he realized it was fruit-tile."
"I wish I could explain my fear of needles... they just get under my skin."