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Joke of the Day

"If we're dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy... I'm walking out on you like, well, your daddy."

"How does a Mexican cut their pizza? Little Caesars"

"Wintertime It's winter again. That time of year when the poor are making tough choices between food, heating, or getting that massive new tattoo."

"what do you call gay paramedics? First-AIDS"

"They have a sea food place at Sea World. How morbid. What if I'm eating a slow leaner."

"I'm really good at managing my credit card. My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding."

"If Abraham Lincoln were alive today he'd probably run a really good blog about top hats and play bass in a Grateful Dead cover band."

"Variety is the spice of life, until it comes to shower controls."

"Daughter has amputated three dolls in the span of twelve hours. Really hoping our dog is smart enough to stay away from her."

"What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend? Boo bae! (Read aloud please)"