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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Jedi kill his master? To get to the other side."
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"What is the last thing on a Mosquito's mind when it hits a car windshield? It's Asshole."
"I saw a boat with a sign that said ""For Sale"" so I added an ""ing"" to the end. Fucking idiots are lucky I came along."
"I don't think it's called USA anymore, but DSA... The Divided States of America."
"How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman? to get to the other side...."
"I stopped at the bookstore to pick up the book I ordered on how to get through life with an extremely small penis. It isn't in yet."
"Why I don't like gays staring at me Their gaze!"
"My favorite alcoholic drink is probably sleep."
"How did the blind man know Santa was in his house? He felt his presents."
"What's the difference between Reddit and 4chan? One is a group of immature internet trolls....and the other thinks it isn't."