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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning"
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"The Mars mission should include an artist to capture the alien planet The art would be out of this world."
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing."
"What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog? On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside."
"What's a Jewish person's least favourite subreddit? r/showerthoughts"
"Does this comic book collection make me look single?"
"A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" ""Yeah it's on the third lane"" ""Okay, thanks"""
"Just went to a really emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers"
"When my wife says ""I don't want to talk about it"" that's woman code for you better put your life on hold for 2 hours & find out what ""It"" is"
"I went to the zoo today and all they had was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu."