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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a talking parrot joke? The Holocaust."
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"[on a first date] Ok, don't let her know you're really a squirrel... Her: I had a great time, good night! Me: *runs in front of her car"
"What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside? A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)"
"Doctor told me I need glasses. So I'm having several tonite."
"What's a good Mexican joke?"
"What did one asshole say to the other? I don't know, you haven't said anything yet"
"How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't need to, they glow in the dark..."
"I'm well known for my twice-baked potatoes. I can't get anything right the firstr time"
"So three gay guys are sitting in a jacuzzi.... A condom them floats up from the bottom of the jacuzzi. At that point one of them says, ""Who farted?"""
"I believe it was Alexander Graham Bell that once said... How did you get this number?"