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Joke of the Day
"What did the grizzly bear study at college? He was an Ursa Major"
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"If the USSR were to become a country again... ...would it be called the Soviet Reunion?"
"I wish I could feed people I don't like to my cat."
"How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they'd have to be really, *really* small."
"Why couldn't the snake have sex Ereptile dysfunction"
"I was on a flight the other day when the air hostess came up to me and said... ""Excuse me sir, would you like to have dinner?"" I said, ""What are the options?"" She said, ""Yes and No."""
"Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip."
"Two women are gardening when one pulls up a huge carrot, she says ""this reminds me of my husband"" and the other woman says, ""that big?"" and the first one says ""No, that dirty."""
"I'm an okay dancer until I whip out the finger guns, then I'm just majestic."
"*gets up off bed* *puts pants back on* Oh...so you...you wanted ACTUAL tacos then?"