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Joke of the Day

"I once knew a guy named Rob. I once new a guy named Rob, for a dollar he would suck on your knob. For a half dollar more, you could get the whole score And he would eat it like it was his job"

"My bologna has a first name, and a second name, and a fake name, and a sexy nickname, and exactly none of them are your business so go away."

"I have high cholesterol, so my doctor has me on the ""period"" diet One egg a month"

"It might seem unusual to feed a horse using one's anus. Butt hay, who am I to judge?"

"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination."

"I knew early on my marriage was doomed. I'm a Virgo and she's a bitch..."

"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."

"Tonight's forecast. Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out."

"What kind of money do polar bears use ? Ice lolly !"

"Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race? He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography"