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Joke of the Day

"Contest in Girls College About Sex and Mystery Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story: ""Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."""

"A blonde walks into a library... No, that's it. That's the joke."

"A dad walks into his daughter's room and saw her fapping with a cucumber, he said: Hey! I was going to eat that, now it's going to taste like cucumber!"

"A priest, rapist and pedophile enter a bar. ^^^A ^^^priest, ^^^rapist ^^^and ^^^pedophile ^^^enter ^^^a ^^^bar. He orders a beer."

"There is a big fat naked guy and another naked guy behind him who has a big nose. The front guy turns around, what happens to guy behind? He broke his nose."

"What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? You hear about them but never see them"

"How do you break a Polish man's finger? Punch him in the nose."

"I'm NOT flirting!! its called BEING NICE!"

"I'm not a good cook. At Christmas my family got together and bought me a stove that flushes."

"A man enters a library A man goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian responds ""Fuck off, you're not gonna bring it back."""