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Joke of the Day

"You know what's better than Tennessee? Elevennessee."

"Why do babies have to cry? Why couldn't they like, glow, or beep rhythmically to get our attention? Shitty babies..."

"Subway really has helped Jared transform himself Ever since he starting eating it he's been able to get into smaller and smaller pants."

"I was about to make a joke about illegal immigrants But that would be crossing the borders"

"1,058,675,954,897 base-36 That is all."

"I heard that a few of the /r/Science mods also moderate /r/Jokes... [deleted]"

"What did the beaver say when he fell in water? Damn it."

"A Priest and a Rabbi were walking down the street. They spied a young boy playing up the street. The Priest said to the Rabbi, ""let's go up and fuck that boy"". The Rabbi said ""out of how much""."

"A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas"

"Shout out to the creepy guy sitting in your bedroom chair who turns into clothes as soon as you turn on the lights."