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Joke of the Day

"The Arrogance of Authority A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher"

"Sometimes I dance on my bed half naked & sing into my hairbrush.... and other days... I take my medication."

"I'd like to dedicate this joke to my father, who was a roofer... ...so...dad, if you're up there..."

"Someday, my prince will come. I hope it's soon, my arm's tired."

"I live like a king of medieval time. I eat three meals a day, each meal may have meat and spices. I work sitting down."

"He fucked his dad When mom found out she wanted to join. She wanted to do some kinky things with urination ""Pee on our boy"" The son didn't want to Oedipus"

"""You wanna play the rape game?"" ""-No!"" ""-That's the spirit."""

"I just invented a cell phone that looks like a beer can. Now all you idiots can look cool when you take your picture in a mirror."

"Did you hear the one about the girl that went deep sea fishing with four guys? She came back with a red snapper."

"The 2nd grade teacher asked parents to donate supplies for tie dye tshirt day but I'm not sure I can come up with that much weed by Friday."