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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between Personal Injury lawyers and Congress? A: No fee--If No Recovery!"

"Why did the redneck cross the road? Because his dick was still in the chicken!"

"When I was a kid I didn't want to imagine my parents having sex, so I'd watch them from the wardrobe."

"How do you know if somebody does crossfit? They are probably in better shape than you."

"Did you hear about the nympho waitress? She was sick of getting just the tip"

"How is called the funeral of an electrical engineer? Grounding"

"The pimp hand... Strong enough for a man, made for a woman."

"What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone."

"Facebook is getting out of hand With all the mass debating going on"

"ME (wakes up from coma): whatve I missed WIFE: Trump's running for prez & the Cubs are favs to win the World Series M: haha ok but srsly tho"