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Joke of the Day

"Toaster settings: No.1: ""I do nothing."" No.2: ""I do nothing."" No.3: ""I do nothing."" No.4: ""I SET BREAD ON FIRE!"""

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"Apparently, ""Dude, that's the best she's EVER going to look"" was not the type of objection to the marriage the priest was asking about."
"Whats the last thing that goes thru a bug's mind when it hits the windshield? Its ass."
"A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant. he couldn't see the truth."
"Well why on Earth do you want to know?!?!! Do defensive time travellers exist?"
"Doctor & Patient F Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine."""
"Vagina jokes aren't funny... Period."
"What do you call a french gayman? A faguette."
"The orphanage i run, burned down today with the lives of sixty children Thank fuck i don't have to tell their parents ...."
"Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment? Because business is booming."
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