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Joke of the Day
"I like my girls like I like my windows... 7"
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"I was going to do a Liam Neeson joke, but I feel like the best ones have already been taken."
"I'm going to name my first kid Authorized Personnel so they can go wherever they want in life."
"What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own? Toucan"
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a good year."
"Someone tweets ""pizza,"" I want pizza. Someone tweets ""donut,"" I want a donut. Someone tweets ""kale,"" I want pizza and a donut."
"Playboy Magazine has announced that they will no longer publish nude pictures in their magazine. O, The Oprah Magazine, has vowed to pick up the slack."
"Buy a ticket to Finding Dory and yell ""She's right there!"" every time she comes on the screen until you're escorted out of the theater."
"""Guess What?"" ""What?"" ""Good Guess"""
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh Prince"