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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to name my first kid Authorized Personnel so they can go wherever they want in life."
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"I had sex last night. Man I hate prison"
"Let's say weed does make me dumber. Then you should be thanking me for levelling the playing field."
"donald trump's immigration policy If he doesn't use #Mexit when describing his immigration policy it will be a missed opportunity."
"Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead."
"Every motorcycle cop is a liquid terminator until proven otherwise."
"What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"What do you call a fat person who judges hippos? Hippo-critical."
"Last night I slept for 6 hours straight then 1 hour gay."
"What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat? Kicked out of the petting zoo."