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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak? Teaching the chicken to cook"

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"Bad news A doctor says to his patient: 'I'm afraid I've got bad news for you. You've got cancer and Alzheimer's disease'. The patient responds: 'Well, at least I don't have cancer'."
"My iPhone won't even recognize my fingerprint unless it's got crumbs on it."
"Storm What do call if it was raining Nazis? A Heil storm"
"I just burned 2000 calories... That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!!!"
"Shipwrecked ! by Mandy Lifeboats"
"what did the captain say when the navigator complained they were off course? don't give me that latitude"
"Teacher: ""Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?"" Student: ""So we know when to start Christmas shopping!"""
"Q: Why was the young bear so spoiled? A: Because his mother ""panda'd"" to his every whim!"
"Why were screams coming from the kitchen? The cook was beating the eggs."