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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak? Teaching the chicken to cook"

"It's so cold out the hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks to blow on your hands."

"its such a weird coincidence that all these young financial successes all have rich parents, despite being completely self-made"

"Femenist Social studies... Why did the femenist fail her social studies class? She didn't wanna learn his story...."

"Damn, it feels good to be a gangster. Or going to a 7am meeting where my client will ream my ass and I'll just suck up to him. Whatever."

"Why did the grammar nazi request someone else's tombstone to be placed on his grave? He was a big fan of transferred epitaph."

"How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb? One...but it takes him 27 tries"

"Too bad the dinosaurs didn't have a Bruce Willisaurus to fly into space and blow that asteroid up."

"What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole? You know its wrong but sooner or later your going to lick it."

"I am opening a new restaurant... ...called ""Whatever. I Don't Care"". Gonna make a killing on date night."