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Joke of the Day

"if a plumber's career can go down the drain... And a fireman's job can go up in smoke, can a hooker get laid off?"

"World population:7,018,521,683....just in case some one starts feeling too important"

"What is the worst about a being black AND Jewish? Sitting in the back of the oven. Sorry if this is considered extremely racist mods, please remove if you consider it to be!"

"Grapes What did the green grape say to the purple grape? ""Breath, stupid!"""

"What's a dancer's favorite type of water? Tap water"

"AT THE DOOR Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog -- at least he'll quiet down after you let him in."

"Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country? Because opposite poles attract"

"Why women mature faster than men? Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old."

"My friend from Pakistan said he hates his job and can't take it anymore ""It will get better"", I said. ""You have your whole life ahead of you. You're only 12 years old."""

"Did you here Ram Dass is getting a sex change? He decided to Be Her Now"