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Joke of the Day

"What's a good motto for a sewage treatment plant? Our duty is clear. Credit: Futurama"

"What's the difference between a midget and black people? A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer."

"If Drake owned a breakfast cereal franchise, what would it be called? OV O's!"

"Chris Christie's name... Is so dumb to me. It's just the male and female version of the same name. Like Eric Erica Daniel Danielle or Bruce Caitlyn"

"I'd like to put a big red bow on the coffin of the guy who came up with those Lexus ads."

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"Still haven't forgiven my parents for not being rich."

"Tonight playing poker with a buddy he said ""Care to make this interesting?"" And I said ""Sure. For years I've been secretly in love with you"""

"What do you call a whale with erectile dysfunction? Mopey Dick."