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Joke of the Day

"What's a good motto for a sewage treatment plant? Our duty is clear. Credit: Futurama"

"I came home to a man going down on my asian wife... I looked that man straight in the eye and said to him ""Was it worth it? You know you're gonna be hungry again in an hour!"""

"[during sex] HER: this isn't working out ME: *putting sock puppet away* was it something he said?"

"I've been called ""Poindexter"" for different things... Does that make me ambipoindextrous?"

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you're twelve before it comes on your face."

"I hate when I lose an argument and then seventeen years later I think up a witty come back."

"I love the smell of my F5 key... It's just so refreshing!"

"I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park... ...But sequels, uh, find a way."

"A man was arrested for eating... He was at food COURT"

"What do you call a chocolate cake?? A dindonuffin muffin"