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Joke of the Day
"When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!"
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"Two cows at the North Pole... One turns to the other and says ""Don't know about you but I'm Friesian""."
"I think I might be famous because twitter just asked me to verify my account. Does this mean I have to do coke now?"
"i feel like a hundred bucks! *my soul erupts with the strength of 100 wild male deers*"
"I started a club for guys who tell jokes about erectile dysfunction. It's a huge success because there's a shit ton of you out there."
"gas pump: do you want a receipt? Y/N me: *presses yes* gas pump: me: *pressing harder* YES gas pump: lol nope"
"Alaskan said to Texan: Stop bragging.... ...about how big your state is, or we'll divide Alaska in half and make you the third largest state."
"What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly? For-Mal-To-Hide."
"Q: What's a good place for water-skiing? A: A sloped lake."
"My toddler tried out and age aproporiate pickup line ""Hey baby, you've got some fiiiiiiine motor skills."""